I Was Barfed On Tonight

Tucking our twins into bed, I read them their stories, and hugged and kissed them, telling them each that they were "my best friend." That's the highest compliment in the world for each of them. At this point, they decided to climb on my back, and as they were popping up and down on me, sweet little Emma made a small "bwwup" sound about a half second before I felt saw something brownish splot on my sleeve. Afterwhich, I realized a cool sensation on my right ear and on the top of my head. I then thought it best that I take a shower.