I'd like to know which one of my neighbors owns the rooster. We live in the suburbs for Pete's Sake. How are those city ordinances? Are roosters okay? What do you have a rooster for anyway? As far as I can tell, he's not your alarm clock because the only time I hear him crow is in the afternoon. Some day I'm going to drive around the cul de sac and find out who you are, you rooster-lover.

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