I've felt something going on up there before, but I've become increasingly troubled about it as the area expands and my army decreases. This is what happens to other people--I've told myself--not to me. But I'm a fighter, not a faker, so bring on the Rogaine creams, the South American experimental therapies, and the Swedish massages--until every option (short of weaving and plugging) has been exercised.
Then, if all else fails, I will go softly into that dark night, embracing the dawn of semi-to-permanent baldness... emulating the greats who have gone before me... Sean Connery, Yul Brynner, Bruce Willis, The Rock, Michael Jordan, Harlan Coben, Sinead O'Connor, and Mr. Whipple.
And if I can't wear baldness well, I'll just pull a Ron Howard or a James Patterson and wear a ball cap the rest of my life.
Whose head is that in the picture? That doesn't look like your head - it's all dark and greasy. It is a disturbing picture - almost like something I'd see on America's Most Wanted. Try your creams but take the picture down for goodness sake - spare the children.
Posted by: Bethany | June 20, 2008 at 02:00 PM
What I meant to say was that your head looks MUCH better than that one. I have never seen your head look like that before and I tend to think it is some sort of photographic wizardry that is making it look dastardly. You have a great head of hair and you should not take weird pictures with your MAC anymore.
Posted by: Bethany | June 20, 2008 at 02:15 PM
Please don't resort to the old technique of comb overs or the newest trend, shaving your entire head! You look distinguished just the way your are.
Posted by: Susan | June 21, 2008 at 09:14 AM
did you see the jon & kate +8 with the hair transplant? eewwwwwww ... that was gross! i had to look away! why would someone willingly do that ... and pay money for it? i think your hair looks fine!
Posted by: karen | June 23, 2008 at 03:59 AM
Look on the bright side. You could be getting extra hair in unwanted places...
Posted by: Wendy Melchior | June 23, 2008 at 09:24 PM
Jon:
great! hey man it is what it is i'm on the journey with you.
Posted by: james heyward | June 24, 2008 at 06:13 PM
Jon:
great! hey man it is what it is i'm on the journey with you.
Posted by: james heyward | June 24, 2008 at 06:15 PM