Don't you hate it when you're out on a walk with "a friend or lover" and your bulky mittens keep you apart? Because there's nothing quite like skin-to-skin contact on a blustery day, someone invented the smitten.
The smitten allows you to keep your hands warm, while warming each other's hearts. They come in all sizes--so kids can wear them, too. But you better know what you're doing when you leave the house together--one smitten package contains everything you see here--and nothing more. So keep your conversation light, frothy, and romantic--or you might find yourself uninvited from the smitten, with one naked hand shivering its way back home.
The slanket, meanwhile, operates with a different agenda. Who cares about anyone else when you can be wrapped up in your own personal cocoon of comfort? Now you can be a man about the couch, fully mobile, toasty, and stylish. Clothing beneath is optional. Winter is closer than you think--order now!
Honey, let's order the "Smittens" in a rainbow of colors!!!
Posted by: Paula | July 18, 2008 at 02:15 PM
reminds me of the double toilet--remember that on SNL?
Posted by: karen | July 18, 2008 at 03:50 PM
... or how about the three legged jeans from SNL! The guy in the slanket picture looks a wee bit too happy. Perhaps he is going wee-wee beneath the slankie.
Posted by: Darnell Lamb | July 20, 2008 at 05:20 PM
"friend or lover"?? What "friend" are you going to use a smitten with exactly? Chris?
Posted by: Wendy Melchior | July 21, 2008 at 02:57 PM
Re: "friend or lover"... I'm only quoting from the company Web site. I found it delightfully cheesy.
Posted by: johnvano | July 21, 2008 at 03:12 PM
For the record, I have never been beneath the slanket with John. We once shared hair gel but that was the extent of it.
Posted by: Darnell Lamb | July 21, 2008 at 09:46 PM
Is it weird that the guy looks like an aged Harry Potter?
Posted by: Paula | July 22, 2008 at 03:34 PM