Two men from northern Georgia (the United States version) will be holding a press conference this afternoon in Palo Alto, California to report on their discovery of a Bigfoot carcass. It's been stuffed, rather inhumanely I might add, in a freezer.
According to this report, the 7 foot, 7 inch "monster" must have taken a sudden turn for the worse. After spotting him upright and walking, the men--one an officer on leave after being shot in the wrist at a Krystal restaurant--found the Bigfoot in a deceased state later that day. Did the sight of these mountain men make the grizzly creature quake? Unfortunately, the body of the Bigfoot will not be available at the press conference, but some really sketchy photos will be released as they wait on DNA results.
Does this mark the end of the Bigfoot species? No, reportedly a whole den of Bigfeet have been found. Though the discoverers are keeping this nest under wraps. To the fine folks at the WWF, please e-mail me when you've set up an endangered species fund for Bigfoot--I think I'd like to donate.
I believe I saw a Big Foot up on Blood Mountain a few summers back. I was spreading the truth up on the AT and saw this large, hairy man who looked like my Uncle Lucius.
Posted by: Darnell Lamb | August 18, 2008 at 11:47 AM